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  • Exorcising With My Wife

    Exorcising With My Wife

    An earlier version of this post included sarcasm that amounted to an outright fictional statement, a lie. I repent. I regret that some specimens of late have been a bit rough/tattered. I am poor, having lost my job at the Voco Fiorello Hotel/Aimbridge Hospitality for calling ICE about undocumented migrants in their employ, and then read more

  • Did An Absolute (Precision) Paint Job

    Did An Absolute (Precision) Paint Job

    We’re by the sea/the sound, so there’s a lot of gulls, pigeons, and geese flocking around here. Still, I’ve never seen it completely front-to-back like this. I’m reminded of a few weeks back, when I fed warm pretzel bites to a couple of eager gooses. Either that, or they tried the vegetarian nachos (w/ green read more

  • You Know About Maimonides?

    You Know About Maimonides?

    He’s got a hospital in Brooklyn. He also says there’s 613 commandments, not just 10. Let’s go be Messianic Jews. Kick your stinky dark lord to the curb. We’ll worship the real God, comprehensively, so we can be together forevers. ⛅️🧅🌮❤️ read more

  • C:\autoexec.bat -ktbaa

    C:\autoexec.bat -ktbaa

    The one that started it all. Originally named, “KLB112485,” I changed it to the current title, back when I was still afraid of my estranged wife succeeding in her campaign to see me murdered, incarcerated, or institutionalized. No más. So many of our memories are tied to Her excellent taste in music, mostly mid-nineties alternative read more

  • An American Empirical Film by Wes Anderson

    An American Empirical Film by Wes Anderson

    Back in July of 2012, a week or so before I would move to the East Coast for the first time, I took a bus to Austin to see “Moonrise Kingdom” in one of their boutique cinemas. I thought about you, and I cried. Were you watching me, then, too? Have you seen this documentary read more

  • Carbage

    Carbage

    Honey, I know y’all like to investigate things in the course of your Deep State duties over at PP+Plus. Hopefully, when you’re not busy shadow-stalking me cuz you love me soooo much, you can work on solving the mystery of all the mental patients who keep ditching their bio-hazardous cars on Westbury Ave. I counted read more

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This is how it all started…

Twenty years ago, in 2002, I fell in love and never fell out. We reconciled in 2004. I broke off contact in 2005, because I was too selfish, afraid, and stupid to maintain a long-distance relationship. We ping’ed in 2019, with a full-blown reconnect in 2023. I was in the midst of a psychiatric/spiritual/existential crisis. She helped me. Seemingly scorned and misreading my mind over the astral plane, she then tried to hurt me for my follies & transgressions in the past, but God intervened. I love you, My Darling Eternal.

Grant Faber

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