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  • Stop Lying; Start Looking Into My Eyes

    Stop Lying; Start Looking Into My Eyes

    G-d is love, life, light, and truth. He has many names: Adonai, Elohim, Jehovah YHWH, to name a few. When you use telepathy to try and convince me to put you above G-d, you’re condemning yourself. I can’t save you; you can’t save me. Only the Son of G-d, Jesus Christ, can forgive us of read more

  • Gerbera Doe & Unnecessary Roughness

    Gerbera Doe & Unnecessary Roughness

    This is a daisy of romantic fiction. Ray florets, disk florets, stamina, and her lovely pistil are presented fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual daisies, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Last night, I had to take off my sandals three times for law enforcement. This was done to make sure that I didn’t have any read more

  • Irrevocable Vows

    Irrevocable Vows

    Before reading any further, I encourage you to study the Book of Deuteronomy, Chapter 22, Verses 13-19. Context is important here. Then, you can absorb my public letter (full PDF here): I went a few days deliberating whether or not G-d would be pleased with me for doing this. After going to sleep, waking up, read more

  • Via Crucis

    Via Crucis

    All (but especially my estranged wife) are invited to witness the Stations of the Cross, in an hour (7PM EDT) @ Our Lady of Hope, in Carle Place. I had previously booked a ticket to see an off-Broadway play (“Cellino v. Barnes”) before realizing it conflicted with tonight’s presentation. I may not get to see read more

  • I Was Doing Some Research

    I Was Doing Some Research

    Todaisy has some kind of regenerative flora (stamina?) sprouting from the middle part. I think that means it’s aroused. Ich bin ein daisy. Well, I was reading up on the 613 commandments, when I found a way to ensure that we will never be allowed to get divorced. So, I went by Nassau Family Court read more

  • You Can Dress Up Like a Sultan In Your Zwiegel 🧅 Head Hat

    You Can Dress Up Like a Sultan In Your Zwiegel 🧅 Head Hat

    So, after reading this page, I have decided I will be converting to Judaism. I need you to join me, as my wife. Read it closely. It validates what I’ve been saying. I didn’t even set out to justify claiming you as my wife…I was reading about “bastards,” and then scrolled up. I always thought read more

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This is how it all started…

Twenty years ago, in 2002, I fell in love and never fell out. We reconciled in 2004. I broke off contact in 2005, because I was too selfish, afraid, and stupid to maintain a long-distance relationship. We ping’ed in 2019, with a full-blown reconnect in 2023. I was in the midst of a psychiatric/spiritual/existential crisis. She helped me. Seemingly scorned and misreading my mind over the astral plane, she then tried to hurt me for my follies & transgressions in the past, but God intervened. I love you, My Darling Eternal.

Grant Faber

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