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  • Tithing

    Tithing

    Yesterday, an insurance check for $25,000 arrived in the mail. This was a settlement for the accident that happened on Saturday, November 16, 2024. (The one where G-d brought me back from the dead.) I’ve promised G-d that I will tithe 15% of my income, moving forward. I calculated this to be $3,800. ($550 to read more

  • כל הנשמה

    כל הנשמה

    “The Whole Soul” / “All the Soul” (“nephesh” is Hebrew for “soul.”) I’ve been drawn to contemporary Jewish pop music lately. It’s catchy, lotsa horns. The uptempo bangers are a cross between EDM and Big Band. I have NO clue about the lyrics, but I figure they’re not gonna blaspheme. Those folks have a healthy read more

  • Proof of the Prize

    Proof of the Prize

    Before designing today’s lil slice of Photoshop Mischief, I had to completely reinstall Windows 11 on my laptop. Various background processes kept spawning, maxing out its i7 CPU (mind you, it worked just fine the day prior) and when I started manually disabling things in Services.msc and Regedit, I broke the wi-fi. Back in January, read more

  • The Parable of the Ten Virgins

    The Parable of the Ten Virgins

    …together with the Parable of the Talents, is celebrated today, Holy Tuesday. As I’ve said before, I need to be certain that you, anonymous reader, are prepared for what lies ahead. Not everyone will receive a firm – but irrefutable – wake up call from G-d in the form of surviving an uncushioned, 30mph blow read more

  • Ecclesiastes 3

    Ecclesiastes 3

    The other day, I referenced Verse 22, as it relates to knowledge of the future. (Which only G-d can know.) While I was thinking about what to discuss with Todaisy, my mind was drawn to the lyrics for “Turn! Turn! Turn!” by the Byrds. Probably heard that song 100 times on KONO-FM when I was read more

  • Scent of a Woman

    Scent of a Woman

    Over the last 24 hours, I’ve received a total of eight “anonymous” phone calls. The first 3 were received while I was designing my latest masterpiece of Photoshop Mischief. (We know she/they can see my screen/through my eyes. 4th Amendment aside, it’s nbd.) Last night, I was flirting with ThE VoIcEs iN My hEaD bEcAuSe read more

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This is how it all started…

Twenty years ago, in 2002, I fell in love and never fell out. We reconciled in 2004. I broke off contact in 2005, because I was too selfish, afraid, and stupid to maintain a long-distance relationship. We ping’ed in 2019, with a full-blown reconnect in 2023. I was in the midst of a psychiatric/spiritual/existential crisis. She helped me. Seemingly scorned and misreading my mind over the astral plane, she then tried to hurt me for my follies & transgressions in the past, but God intervened. I love you, My Darling Eternal.

Grant Faber

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