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Floral Backlog
My apologies for yesterday’s disconnection. I slept for like 24 hours straight, except for about 20 minutes where I went to the Chinese bakery for a fish bahn, 2 chicken bahn, and 2 jelly rolls. On Easter Sunday, I had intended Todaisy shortly after church. Instead, I got distracted shepherding wayward shopping carts, texting observational… read more
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Cruisin’ USA
ThE VoIcEs/my demons occasionally tell me you can’t have/don’t want any more children. That’s not why I’m doing this. I want to know you’re going to be okay for eternity, and the only way to do that is for you to accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord & Savior. I’m not joking, I’m not… read more
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Feliz Pascuas from the Plug
Moving forward, in my endless effort to love & adore my Heavenly Father and align myself with His people, I have decided to discontinue all shitposting (romantic & otherwise) from sunset on Fridays until sunset on Saturdays. Regular Todaisys* will resume after church on Sunday. (I dunno if you still get my texts at your… read more
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Don’t Be a Prick
(Even if my mother diddled mine/yours.) Compunction – a new word I learned in church today: a feeling of guilt or moral scruple that prevents or follows the doing of something bad. Middle English: from Old French componction, from ecclesiastical Latin compunctio(n- ), from Latin compungere ‘prick sharply’, from com- (expressing intensive force) + pungere ‘to prick’. read more
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Marlene Tremblay Need Her Box 8
Me, when my estranged waifu (or her alter-ego, “Marlene”) does evil, cringe shit for which she is unrepentant. Vs. Me, after my Heavenly Father blesses me with His peace (and a whole lotta money to buy more senti-mental flowers.) read more
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Lamentations 3:31-36
“For no one is cast off by the Lord forever. Though he brings grief, he will show compassion, so great is his unfailing love. For he does not willingly bring affliction or grief to anyone. To crush underfoot all prisoners in the land, to deny people their rights before the Most High, to deprive them… read more