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  • Floral Backlog

    Floral Backlog

    My apologies for yesterday’s disconnection. I slept for like 24 hours straight, except for about 20 minutes where I went to the Chinese bakery for a fish bahn, 2 chicken bahn, and 2 jelly rolls.  On Easter Sunday, I had intended Todaisy shortly after church. Instead, I got distracted shepherding wayward shopping carts, texting observational… read more

  • Cruisin’ USA

    Cruisin’ USA

    ThE VoIcEs/my demons occasionally tell me you can’t have/don’t want any more children. That’s not why I’m doing this. I want to know you’re going to be okay for eternity, and the only way to do that is for you to accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord & Savior. I’m not joking, I’m not… read more

  • Feliz Pascuas from the Plug

    Feliz Pascuas from the Plug

    Moving forward, in my endless effort to love & adore my Heavenly Father and align myself with His people, I have decided to discontinue all shitposting (romantic & otherwise) from sunset on Fridays until sunset on Saturdays. Regular Todaisys* will resume after church on Sunday. (I dunno if you still get my texts at your… read more

  • Don’t Be a Prick

    Don’t Be a Prick

    (Even if my mother diddled mine/yours.) Compunction – a new word I learned in church today: a feeling of guilt or moral scruple that prevents or follows the doing of something bad. Middle English: from Old French componction, from ecclesiastical Latin compunctio(n- ), from Latin compungere ‘prick sharply’, from com- (expressing intensive force) + pungere ‘to prick’. read more

  • Marlene Tremblay Need Her Box 8

    Marlene Tremblay Need Her Box 8

    Me, when my estranged waifu (or her alter-ego, “Marlene”) does evil, cringe shit for which she is unrepentant. Vs. Me, after my Heavenly Father blesses me with His peace (and a whole lotta money to buy more senti-mental flowers.) read more

  • Lamentations 3:31-36

    Lamentations 3:31-36

    “For no one is cast off by the Lord forever. Though he brings grief, he will show compassion, so great is his unfailing love. For he does not willingly bring affliction or grief to anyone. To crush underfoot all prisoners in the land, to deny people their rights before the Most High, to deprive them… read more

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This is how it all started…

Twenty years ago, in 2002, I fell in love and never fell out. We reconciled in 2004. I broke off contact in 2005, because I was too selfish, afraid, and stupid to maintain a long-distance relationship. We ping’ed in 2019, with a full-blown reconnect in 2023. I was in the midst of a psychiatric/spiritual/existential crisis. She helped me. Seemingly scorned and misreading my mind over the astral plane, she then tried to hurt me for my follies & transgressions in the past, but God intervened. I love you, My Darling Eternal.

Grant Faber

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