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  • The House of Darkness

    The House of Darkness

      I was wandering around, talking to God and/or ThE VoIcEs, when I came upon a peculiar house at 130 Albany Avenue in Wetbury. As I was about to snap this pic, the guy who lives next door came out to hop in a Lyft. He gave me the ol’ ocular patdown, so I struck read more

  • 1 Corinthians 13:4-7

    1 Corinthians 13:4-7

    Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. read more

  • Isaiah 54:10

    Isaiah 54:10

    “Though the mountains be shaken and the hills be removed, yet my unfailing love for you will not be shaken…” read more

  • We Need to Stop Ghosting

    We Need to Stop Ghosting

    I can’t say for sure whether we were connecting telepathically like this, 20 years ago. You didn’t have strangers for roommates in our Freshman year of college. I did. For me, astral projection would have been nearly impossible outside of a quiet, empty space. Only now am I familiar with Hemi-Sync/binaural beats, but those YouTube read more

  • Dancing Is Forbidden

    Dancing Is Forbidden

    I was traipsing through your Spooky Little Village the other day, when I came upon a familiar cart over on Maple Avenue. read more

  • Void Where Prohibited

    Void Where Prohibited

    No Purchase Necessary. Certificate Has No Cash Value, Because I Have No Cash After Losing My Job at the Garden City Hotel For Calling the Police About All Your Sexy Death Threats. Multiple Screaming Orgasms Guaranteed. read more

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This is how it all started…

Twenty years ago, in 2002, I fell in love and never fell out. We reconciled in 2004. I broke off contact in 2005, because I was too selfish, afraid, and stupid to maintain a long-distance relationship. We ping’ed in 2019, with a full-blown reconnect in 2023. I was in the midst of a psychiatric/spiritual/existential crisis. She helped me. Seemingly scorned and misreading my mind over the astral plane, she then tried to hurt me for my follies & transgressions in the past, but God intervened. I love you, My Darling Eternal.

Grant Faber

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