I was wandering around, talking to God and/or ThE VoIcEs, when I came upon a peculiar house at 130 Albany Avenue in Wetbury. As I was about to snap this pic, the guy who lives next door came out to hop in a Lyft. He gave me the ol’ ocular patdown, so I struck up a conversation. Some details were gleaned: No, the old house did not burn down. They knocked it down. Like you and I, he also wonders why they haven’t made any provisions for windows. The property previously looked like this:
In case it’s owned by one of your satanic coworkers over at Precision Painting Plus, I just want to be clear: even though the rest of us cannot (and have no desire to) see through walls to watch y’all fellate a two-headed goat or whatever, God Almighty CAN see you sinning. I encourage you to repent, beg the Lord’s forgiveness, and carve some portholes into that particle board.
“Sunlight is the best disinfectant.” -Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis
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