Category: Todaisy
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My Baby Takes the Morning Train
I was hearing your voice all night long/couldn’t sleep. I’m usually such a night owl, delivering Todaisy in the afternoon, or at sunset. Thought I’d try dispatching it in the predawn twilight today; see if that does anything. Did you know, when I left my mother’s house to be with you, back in March 2004,…
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One Flower In the Chamber
I was thinking – we could reconcile at any. moment. ❤️ You could teleport into my midst, or teleport me into your midst. Or maybe not you by yourself, but God. He could do that. Gotta be prepared, so I’m gonna try to start keeping that thang on me:
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Remember When…
…your voice used to ask me why I love you so much? And then I’d start at your feet, work my way up past your ankles to your calves, your knees, your smooth, creamy thighs and hips, your heavenly posterior, your waist and midriff, your gentle curves, your abrazos, your strong shoulders, the nape of…
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Our Lady of Hope, 8:30AM Tomorrow
I had trouble getting up this morning. Maybe God wanted me to rest for Shabbos. I briefly toyed with the idea of skipping Todaisy, as I’ve done 3 times so far this year: the day after my circumcision, when I got food poisoning from a questionable fried chicken joint, and the day I was feeling…
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1 Year, 364 Days Officially Crazy
Back on March 14, 2023, I was hearing ThE VoIcEs of: my ex-boss who meant me harm (Natalie Rizea nee Bogan) my mother who probably molested me as a child (Diane Faber) and an unknown male (Jonathan Amzallag?) I felt my life was in imminent danger, so I jumped out a 2nd story window…
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This is Number Twodaisy
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Relevance
The contents of the post I originally published with this lovely specimen have been relocated to GrantFaber.org. I’ve enjoyed developing this site, so much that I lost focus for a minute. I regret the error. A second daisy will be dispatched before sunset, as a gesture of thirst.
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Three Immutable Laws
We are living in a brave new world. The advances that God has made in my spiritual development these past 2 years have opened my mind to things I used to scoff at. I consider myself a born-again Christian, on a mission to rescue my eternal love from unspeakable evil. Her demons previously tried dragging…
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They Don’t Make Blue Gerberas
Green ones, either. I’m gonna waltz over to the CoinStar at the nearby Walmart Spookycenter and then go pray in TriBeCa. Your lightly-overcast presence is always desired.
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Someone Tore Up Jesus’ Daisy
Some time back, a friend of mine (the same friend who received libelous texts and criminally-actionable “deepfake” photos of me from the phone number belonging to Special Agent Katie Batilla, back on August 26, 2024) …remarked how my endless parade of flowers might be a slight against God, since it might seem like I’m “worshipping”…