Category: Todaisy
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Stop Lying; Start Looking Into My Eyes
G-d is love, life, light, and truth. He has many names: Adonai, Elohim, Jehovah YHWH, to name a few. When you use telepathy to try and convince me to put you above G-d, you’re condemning yourself. I can’t save you; you can’t save me. Only the Son of G-d, Jesus Christ, can forgive us of…
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Gerbera Doe & Unnecessary Roughness
This is a daisy of romantic fiction. Ray florets, disk florets, stamina, and her lovely pistil are presented fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual daisies, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Last night, I had to take off my sandals three times for law enforcement. This was done to make sure that I didn’t have any…
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I Was Doing Some Research
Todaisy has some kind of regenerative flora (stamina?) sprouting from the middle part. I think that means it’s aroused. Ich bin ein daisy. Well, I was reading up on the 613 commandments, when I found a way to ensure that we will never be allowed to get divorced. So, I went by Nassau Family Court…
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Exorcising With My Wife
An earlier version of this post included sarcasm that amounted to an outright fictional statement, a lie. I repent. I regret that some specimens of late have been a bit rough/tattered. I am poor, having lost my job at the Voco Fiorello Hotel/Aimbridge Hospitality for calling ICE about undocumented migrants in their employ, and then…
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You Know About Maimonides?
He’s got a hospital in Brooklyn. He also says there’s 613 commandments, not just 10. Let’s go be Messianic Jews. Kick your stinky dark lord to the curb. We’ll worship the real God, comprehensively, so we can be together forevers. ⛅️🧅🌮❤️
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An American Empirical Film by Wes Anderson
Back in July of 2012, a week or so before I would move to the East Coast for the first time, I took a bus to Austin to see “Moonrise Kingdom” in one of their boutique cinemas. I thought about you, and I cried. Were you watching me, then, too? Have you seen this documentary…
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1 Corinthians 10:12-13
“So, if you think you are standing firm, be careful that you don’t fall! No temptation has overtaken you except what is common to mankind. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that…
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Our Lady of Hope, 10AM Tomorrow
They don’t sing at the 8:30AM mass, and the silence made me a little uneasy. I can’t explain it. Must be the ScHiZoPhReNiA 😘 I’m gonna meander over to Mystique for the senior citizens’ early bird special; hopefully land a good spot to Shop me some Photos. I brought my meds and fed the cat…
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Same Flower, Better Lighting
I ran over to Walgreens to pick up a script before Stations of the Cross at Our Lady of Hope @ 7. Came back to find the most cinematic sunset at The Overpass, so I seized the opportunity which God gave me to rejoice in His awesomeness. Prescription won’t be ready until Monday. I sUrE…
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1 Corinthians 13:4-7
Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.