Category: Photoshop Mischief
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Irrevocable Vows
Before reading any further, I encourage you to study the Book of Deuteronomy, Chapter 22, Verses 13-19. Context is important here. Then, you can absorb my public letter (full PDF here): I went a few days deliberating whether or not G-d would be pleased with me for doing this. After going to sleep, waking up,…
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This Stoplight Makes No Sense
There is a dedicated lane for right turns off eastbound Jericho Turnpike onto southbound Glen Cove Road. It has its own traffic signal, but it has two distinctly separate light phases, which I cannot comprehend. The lane is unidirectional – right turns only. You can’t go straight; you can’t make a left turn. All traffic…
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Rite Aid, Wrong Time
Yesterday, I was strolling about, when I came upon this beleaguered Rite Aid on Post Avenue. You’ll recall back in August 2023, I paid homage to a Rite Aid on Merrick Blvd in South Jamaica during its final hours of operation: Rite Aid was once a formidable competitor to Walgreens and CVS, especially in the…
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Dancing Is Forbidden
I was traipsing through your Spooky Little Village the other day, when I came upon a familiar cart over on Maple Avenue.
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Void Where Prohibited
No Purchase Necessary. Certificate Has No Cash Value, Because I Have No Cash After Losing My Job at the Garden City Hotel For Calling the Police About All Your Sexy Death Threats. Multiple Screaming Orgasms Guaranteed.
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Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog
“Another historic name for the area is Frog Hollow, which is still used colloquially and is the source of the Carle Place Union Free School District’s mascot.” –Wikipedia