Category: Half-Spanish Inquisition
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You Can Dress Up Like a Sultan In Your Zwiegel đ§ Head Hat
So, after reading this page, I have decided I will be converting to Judaism. I need you to join me, as my wife. Read it closely. It validates what I’ve been saying. I didnât even set out to justify claiming you as my wife…I was reading about “bastards,” and then scrolled up. I always thought…
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Exorcising With My Wife
An earlier version of this post included sarcasm that amounted to an outright fictional statement, a lie. I repent. I regret that some specimens of late have been a bit rough/tattered. I am poor, having lost my job at the Voco Fiorello Hotel/Aimbridge Hospitality for calling ICE about undocumented migrants in their employ, and then…
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You Know About Maimonides?
He’s got a hospital in Brooklyn. He also says there’s 613 commandments, not just 10. Let’s go be Messianic Jews. Kick your stinky dark lord to the curb. Weâll worship the real God, comprehensively, so we can be together forevers. â ď¸đ§ đŽâ¤ď¸
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1 Corinthians 10:12-13
âSo, if you think you are standing firm, be careful that you donât fall! No temptation has overtaken you except what is common to mankind. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that…
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Our Lady of Hope, 10AM Tomorrow
They donât sing at the 8:30AM mass, and the silence made me a little uneasy. I canât explain it. Must be the ScHiZoPhReNiA đ Iâm gonna meander over to Mystique for the senior citizensâ early bird special; hopefully land a good spot to Shop me some Photos. I brought my meds and fed the cat…
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1 Corinthians 13:4-7
Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
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Isaiah 54:10
âThough the mountains be shaken and the hills be removed, yet my unfailing love for you will not be shakenâŚâ
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We Need to Stop Ghosting
I canât say for sure whether we were connecting telepathically like this, 20 years ago. You didnât have strangers for roommates in our Freshman year of college. I did. For me, astral projection would have been nearly impossible outside of a quiet, empty space. Only now am I familiar with Hemi-Sync/binaural beats, but those YouTube…
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Whatâs In A Name?
My current last name is actually my motherâs maiden name, but I was born with the surname of her first husband, who is not my biological father. (Yâall wonder why I was so fucked up before coming to God…) I guess my birth certificate was reissued some years later. My soulmate is somewhat of a…
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Three Immutable Laws
We are living in a brave new world. The advances that God has made in my spiritual development these past 2 years have opened my mind to things I used to scoff at. I consider myself a born-again Christian, on a mission to rescue my eternal love from unspeakable evil. Her demons previously tried dragging…