Category: Half-Spanish Inquisition
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I Was Doing Some Research
Todaisy has some kind of regenerative flora (stamina?) sprouting from the middle part. I think that means it’s aroused. Ich bin ein daisy. Well, I was reading up on the 613 commandments, when I found a way to ensure that we will never be allowed to get divorced. So, I went by Nassau Family Court…
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You Can Dress Up Like a Sultan In Your Zwiegel 🧅 Head Hat
So, after reading this page, I have decided I will be converting to Judaism. I need you to join me, as my wife. Read it closely. It validates what I’ve been saying. I didn’t even set out to justify claiming you as my wife…I was reading about “bastards,” and then scrolled up. I always thought…
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Exorcising With My Wife
An earlier version of this post included sarcasm that amounted to an outright fictional statement, a lie. I repent. I regret that some specimens of late have been a bit rough/tattered. I am poor, having lost my job at the Voco Fiorello Hotel/Aimbridge Hospitality for calling ICE about undocumented migrants in their employ, and then…
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You Know About Maimonides?
He’s got a hospital in Brooklyn. He also says there’s 613 commandments, not just 10. Let’s go be Messianic Jews. Kick your stinky dark lord to the curb. We’ll worship the real God, comprehensively, so we can be together forevers. ⛅️🧅🌮❤️
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1 Corinthians 10:12-13
“So, if you think you are standing firm, be careful that you don’t fall! No temptation has overtaken you except what is common to mankind. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that…
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Our Lady of Hope, 10AM Tomorrow
They don’t sing at the 8:30AM mass, and the silence made me a little uneasy. I can’t explain it. Must be the ScHiZoPhReNiA 😘 I’m gonna meander over to Mystique for the senior citizens’ early bird special; hopefully land a good spot to Shop me some Photos. I brought my meds and fed the cat…
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1 Corinthians 13:4-7
Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
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Isaiah 54:10
“Though the mountains be shaken and the hills be removed, yet my unfailing love for you will not be shaken…”
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We Need to Stop Ghosting
I can’t say for sure whether we were connecting telepathically like this, 20 years ago. You didn’t have strangers for roommates in our Freshman year of college. I did. For me, astral projection would have been nearly impossible outside of a quiet, empty space. Only now am I familiar with Hemi-Sync/binaural beats, but those YouTube…
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What’s In A Name?
My current last name is actually my mother’s maiden name, but I was born with the surname of her first husband, who is not my biological father. (Y’all wonder why I was so fucked up before coming to God…) I guess my birth certificate was reissued some years later. My soulmate is somewhat of a…