Category: God
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Why You’re Not god
I’ve previously outlined “3 Immutable Laws,” intended to protect me from the sin of even considering that you, my estranged wife, could be god. The fact that this story hasn’t gotten the attention (or justice) it rightfully deserves is concerning, and it has caused me to question reality. I had to check myself again last…
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The Edmunds Act Made Double Knots Illegal
The U.S. government began enforcing the act in 1887. Three years later, the Church of LDS ended the practice of polygamy and now excommunicates anyone who engages in it. It’s adultery, plain and simple. After our geographic separation, I spent twenty years “keeping the ends out for the tie that binds,” not realizing we had…
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Stop Lying; Start Looking Into My Eyes
G-d is love, life, light, and truth. He has many names: Adonai, Elohim, Jehovah YHWH, to name a few. When you use telepathy to try and convince me to put you above G-d, you’re condemning yourself. I can’t save you; you can’t save me. Only the Son of G-d, Jesus Christ, can forgive us of…
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Irrevocable Vows
Before reading any further, I encourage you to study the Book of Deuteronomy, Chapter 22, Verses 13-19. Context is important here. Then, you can absorb my public letter (full PDF here): I went a few days deliberating whether or not G-d would be pleased with me for doing this. After going to sleep, waking up,…
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I Was Doing Some Research
Todaisy has some kind of regenerative flora (stamina?) sprouting from the middle part. I think that means it’s aroused. Ich bin ein daisy. Well, I was reading up on the 613 commandments, when I found a way to ensure that we will never be allowed to get divorced. So, I went by Nassau Family Court…
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You Can Dress Up Like a Sultan In Your Zwiegel
Head HatSo, after reading this page, I have decided I will be converting to Judaism. I need you to join me, as my wife. Read it closely. It validates what I’ve been saying. I didn’t even set out to justify claiming you as my wife…I was reading about “bastards,” and then scrolled up. I always thought…
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Exorcising With My Wife
An earlier version of this post included sarcasm that amounted to an outright fictional statement, a lie. I repent. I regret that some specimens of late have been a bit rough/tattered. I am poor, having lost my job at the Voco Fiorello Hotel/Aimbridge Hospitality for calling ICE about undocumented migrants in their employ, and then…
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You Know About Maimonides?
He’s got a hospital in Brooklyn. He also says there’s 613 commandments, not just 10. Let’s go be Messianic Jews. Kick your stinky dark lord to the curb. We’ll worship the real God, comprehensively, so we can be together forevers.
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1 Corinthians 10:12-13
“So, if you think you are standing firm, be careful that you don’t fall! No temptation has overtaken you except what is common to mankind. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that…
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Our Lady of Hope, 10AM Tomorrow
They don’t sing at the 8:30AM mass, and the silence made me a little uneasy. I can’t explain it. Must be the ScHiZoPhReNiA
I’m gonna meander over to Mystique for the senior citizens’ early bird special; hopefully land a good spot to Shop me some Photos. I brought my meds and fed the cat…