Category: God
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Lost & Found
I have an Intelius subscription, because it’s a valuable OSINT tool for us truthseekers. Last fall, one of the earliest clues that my ex-lover/tormentor is Deep State came when I ran a reverse-search on the very same 210-area code # that person has had for over 20 years, since we were in high school. Intelius…
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Divorced
After I wrote, “Transitioning,” I considered following up with a Certificate of Divorce. I guess I wasn’t fully sold that [redacted] and I could never be together, even as G-d has steered me clear of her evil ways. I decided to wait until the next court date drew nearer before drafting a proper Certificate of…
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Floral Backlog
My apologies for yesterday’s disconnection. I slept for like 24 hours straight, except for about 20 minutes where I went to the Chinese bakery for a fish bahn, 2 chicken bahn, and 2 jelly rolls. On Easter Sunday, I had intended Todaisy shortly after church. Instead, I got distracted shepherding wayward shopping carts, texting observational…
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Cruisin’ USA
ThE VoIcEs/my demons occasionally tell me you can’t have/don’t want any more children. That’s not why I’m doing this. I want to know you’re going to be okay for eternity, and the only way to do that is for you to accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord & Savior. I’m not joking, I’m not…
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Feliz Pascuas from the Plug
Moving forward, in my endless effort to love & adore my Heavenly Father and align myself with His people, I have decided to discontinue all shitposting (romantic & otherwise) from sunset on Fridays until sunset on Saturdays. Regular Todaisys* will resume after church on Sunday. (I dunno if you still get my texts at your…
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Don’t Be a Prick
(Even if my mother diddled mine/yours.) Compunction – a new word I learned in church today: a feeling of guilt or moral scruple that prevents or follows the doing of something bad. Middle English: from Old French componction, from ecclesiastical Latin compunctio(n- ), from Latin compungere ‘prick sharply’, from com- (expressing intensive force) + pungere ‘to prick’.
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Marlene Tremblay Need Her Box 8
Me, when my estranged waifu (or her alter-ego, “Marlene”) does evil, cringe shit for which she is unrepentant. Vs. Me, after my Heavenly Father blesses me with His peace (and a whole lotta money to buy more senti-mental flowers.)
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Lamentations 3:31-36
“For no one is cast off by the Lord forever. Though he brings grief, he will show compassion, so great is his unfailing love. For he does not willingly bring affliction or grief to anyone. To crush underfoot all prisoners in the land, to deny people their rights before the Most High, to deprive them…
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Tithing
Yesterday, an insurance check for $25,000 arrived in the mail. This was a settlement for the accident that happened on Saturday, November 16, 2024. (The one where G-d brought me back from the dead.) I’ve promised G-d that I will tithe 15% of my income, moving forward. I calculated this to be $3,800. ($550 to…
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כל הנשמה
“The Whole Soul” / “All the Soul” (“nephesh” is Hebrew for “soul.”) I’ve been drawn to contemporary Jewish pop music lately. It’s catchy, lotsa horns. The uptempo bangers are a cross between EDM and Big Band. I have NO clue about the lyrics, but I figure they’re not gonna blaspheme. Those folks have a healthy…