Honey, I know y’all like to investigate things in the course of your Deep State duties over at PP+Plus. Hopefully, when you’re not busy shadow-stalking me cuz you love me soooo much, you can work on solving the mystery of all the mental patients who keep ditching their bio-hazardous cars on Westbury Ave. I counted at least three of them this morning.
The owner of this vehicle apparently experienced a dryer fire in their basement, and, worse still, they only have SEVEN more days until their ambient-temp Lunchables expire:
Hoarding Disorder is described in Section 300.3 (F42) of the DSM-5. I’m just a simple “paranoid-schizophrenic” on paper, but even if they’re handing out ADA hangtags for my flavor of crazy, I wouldn’t take one. Mostly because I don’t currently have a car. Or a job. Or a stable living environment. Or my hawt waifu. (In order of ascending importance.)
Some of these rolling dumpsters have been stuck in-situ since last autumn. I posted about it on social and texted my Deep State Wife a few weeks ago, but nothing has been done. Maybe someone should call the F.B.I. (that’s you, love) to report missing peoples.
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