Over the last 24 hours, I’ve received a total of eight “anonymous” phone calls. The first 3 were received while I was designing my latest masterpiece of Photoshop Mischief. (We know she/they can see my screen/through my eyes. 4th Amendment aside, it’s nbd.)
Last night, I was flirting with ThE VoIcEs iN My hEaD bEcAuSe i’M a PaRaNoiD sChIzOpHrEnIc. Out of the blue, I received another 5 phone calls between 1:21-1:38 A.M.
During the longest call – at 6 minutes – a robotic voice at the other end said I’m going away to prison for 20 years, and made fun of the fact that I currently have no electricity in my apartment. Your tax dollars at work.
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