Todaisy is actually three daisies, and they’re in potting soil. However, as I was about to head over to the train station, I sensed impending doom. I feared Detective Hausmann would be waiting for me there, lurking in the shadows, eager to once again forcefully shove the flowers in my knapsack and me in a holding cell. I snapped a quick picture with the cinematic sunset and boarded a N.I.C.E. bus. So, they’re here with me in my candlelit Flushing apartment. You, anonymous reader, are invited to come collect them. Please call first to avoid police involvement/pepper spray discharge.
When I read the news today, I – a registered Democrat in the State of New York – was more proud of President Trump and his cabinet than ever before. RFK, Jr. now supports the MMR vaccine! As with his policy viewpoints, so too have my political leanings evolved over the course of my adult life: starting as a greedy fiscal conservative, shifting to a progressive form of populism (after we learned the truth about Iraq/Afghanistan) and finally finding my faith and becoming unapologetically pro-life.
The next headline said Home Depot founder & GOP megadonor Ken Langone is super mad about the tariffs. Probably because the vast majority of their inventory comes from overseas. Musk ain’t happy, either because it revealed the truth: Tesla doesn’t actually “build” cars or their components in the USA. We just assemble them. Batteries and most tech are imported from China/Taiwan.
Good. Keep it up, Mister President.
Disclaimer: I have zero (0) vested interest in the Wall Street Douche Casino known as the stock market, to include any form of retirement account/401k. I lost my only investment, my condo, 2 years ago, after the Dickensian villains at Highgate Hotels breached the terms of my offer letter and fired me. I have subsequently lost what remained of my career since then because of illegal/deep state shenanigans. (Texas-based hotel conglomerates hate it when you call ICE on them. Long Island hotel magnates don’t like it when you call the police to report your deep state lover tryna kill you/frame you as a pedophile. C’est la vie.)
I write this post from a state of utter disillusionment at basically everyone and everything except G-d Almighty, although today’s headlines gave me some hope. If President Trump enacts a nationwide ban on abortion and restores the 10 Commandments to public schools, maybe we’ll have a fighting chance against the CCP.
I said what I said.
-GRB (né F)
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