In astronomy, a syzygy is a roughly straight-line configuration of three or more celestial bodies in a gravitational system. Tonight, we have a lunar eclipse, with earth transiting between the Sun and the Moon.
This will create a reddish, “blood moon.” Wanna go frolick in the meadow? I guess you can celebrate your lunar deity of choice in the throes of her menses, but I’ll be gooning at your butt and giving thanks & praise to God (The Real One) for blessing me with such a hot, spooky wife to poke fun at. ❤️